HE: So i finally figured something out after 27 years about relationships. or more accurately break ups. a BIG revelation.
HE: Revelation- when a girl breaks up with you (me) and says they want to be friends, what they really mean is they want to be "friendly". Friends hang out. Girls that break up with you don't want to hang out. They just don't want you to be mad at them.
SHE: Uh duh, I could have told you that.
HE: This could've been brought to my attention yesterday! (or 5 years ago)
